标题 | 急转弯英文搞笑题目带答案 |
范文 | 急转弯英文搞笑题目带答案 终于到了展现真正的智商的时刻了!以下是第一范文网小编为大家准备的急转弯 英文,希望大家喜欢! 急转弯 英文(一) 1. Why don't you advertise for your lost dog?答案:He can't read. 2. On which side does a bird have the most feathers? 3. The outside. 4. What is the best thing to keep in hot weather? 答案:Cool! 5. What is never used until it's broken? 答案:An egg. 6. What's a skeleton?(骨架) 答案:It's a lot of bones without the person on them! 7. What is dark but made by light? 答案:A shadow. 8. What can you break with only one word? 答案:Silence. 9. What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out? 答案: 10. The light. 11. A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didn't give him a ticket. Why? 答案:Because the truck driver was walking. 12. Where can milk be best stored? 答案:In a cow. 13. Which can move faster, heat or cold? 答案:Heat, because you can catch cold easily. 14. What's the hardest thing about learning skating? 答案:The ice. 15. What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees? 答案:A map. 16. What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness? 答案: 17. The temperature. 18. What makes the Tower of Pisa lean? 答案:It never eats. 19. Why is writing called handwriting? 答案:If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it footwriting. 20. If there were only three girls in the world, what do you think they would do? 答案:Two of them would get together ans talk about the other one. 21. How many great men have been born in London? 答案:None. Only babies. 22. When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it? 答案:When you have a hole in your pocket. 23. The greater it is, the less it can be seen. What is it? 答案:Darkness. 24. The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I? 答案:A hole. 25. Who may marry many a wife and stay single all of his life? 答案:A priest.(牧师) 急转弯 英文(二) 1. What room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors? 答案:A mushroom.(蘑菇) 2. What is smaller than an insect's mouth? 答案:Anything it eats. 3. What large instrument do you carry in your ears? 答案:Drums, that is eardrums.(鼓膜) 4. What's too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three? 答案:A secret. 5. What person tried to make you smile most of the time?答案:A photographer. 6. What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat? 答案:A kitten.(小猫) 7. What surprising things happen every hours? 答案:Day breaks, but doesn't fall; night falls, but doesn't break. 8. What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth? 答案:An echo.(回声) 9. What do you know about the kings of France? 答案:They are all dead. 10. What question can you never answer 'yes" to" ?答案:Are you asleep? 11. Why do some old people never use glasses? 答案:They must prefer bottles to glasses. 12. Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house? 答案: 13. Because the instructions on the paint can say "Put on two coats for best results." 14. What two words have thousands of letters in them? 答案:Post office. 15. What do workers do in a clock factory? 答案:They make faces all day. 16. When do you go as fast as a racing car? 答案:When you are in it. 17. How many sides does a house have? 答案:Two - inside and outside. 18. What never asks any questions but always gets answers? 答案:A doorbell. 19. Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America? 答案:On his feet. 20. When the boy fell into the water, what's the first thing he did? 答案:He got wet first of all. 21. Who isn't your sister and isn't your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father? 答案:I myself. 22. What has teeth but cannot eat? 答案:A comb. 23. What kind of man can raise things without lifting them? 答案:A farmer. 24. Why does time fly? 答案:To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it. 25. Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. 答案:The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow. |
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