| 标题 | 英语谜语 (三十) |
| 范文 | 英语谜语 (三十) 291 Q: A man rode into town on Tuesday. Two days later he rode home on Tuesday. How is this possible? A: His horse's name is Tuesday. 292 Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? A: He didn't have anybody to take. (any BODY) 293 Q: A father and his son were in a car accident. The father died. The son was taken to the hospital. The doctor came in and said: I can't do surgery on him, because he's my son. Who was the doctor? A: The doctor was his mother. 294 Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school? A: Because he/she was going to high school! 295 Q: Why did the tomato blush? A: Because it saw the salad dressing! 296 Q: What are the two strongest days of the week? A: They are Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weak (week) days. 297 Q: How far can a dog run into the forest? A: Halfway, after that he is running out of the forest. 298 Q: What do you call a bear without an "ear"? A: BBBBBBB 299 Q: Which is faster, heat or cold? A: Heat, because you can catch a cold. 300 A: How many apples can you eat if your stomach is empty? B: 4 or 5 A: No, that's wrong, because after eating one apple your stomach isn't empty. |
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