| 标题 | 英语谜语 (三十一) |
| 范文 | 英语谜语 (三十一) 301 If you are doing a discussion about space, then students will like this one. Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? A: To find Pluto. 302 Q: What is the difference between the capital of Russia and a calf's mother? A: One is Moscow, the other is a cow's Ma. (It needs to be spoken to understand it.) 303 Q: What do you call a Spaniard who can't find his car? A: Carlos It's pronounced "carless" (meaning without a car) 304 Q: What's the difference between electricity and lightening? A: You don't have to pay for lightening. 305 Q: What's the difference between a TEACHER and a CONDUCTOR ? A: A teacher TRAINS the MIND and a conductor MINDS the TRAIN. 306 Q: What part of your body disappears when you stand up? A: Your lap. (good for phrasal 'stand up', and 'laptop', lap-dog, etc.) 307 Q: What do you call a witch at the beach? A: A sandwich. 308 Q: Why did the traffic signal turn red? A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street. 309 Q: What's the difference between a lion with toothache and a wet day? A: One's roaring with pain the other's pouring with rain 310 Q: Why are baseball stadiums so cool? A: There is a fan in every seat. |
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