| 标题 | 如何幽默的自我介绍 |
| 范文 | 如何幽默的自我介绍（通用3篇） 如何幽默的自我介绍 篇1Oh! Glad to meet you. My name is Zhang Mingnai 1000, you want to make friends with me? Don't worry, let me introduce myself. My age, from birth to now has spent twelve "61" children's day. As for the man, hey, you don't see me not too tall, but my weight is not light, I am now. Ah, yes, the weight should be kept confidential, or I say, you must will laugh, I will go out and see how the acquaintance! Don't look fat, but my facial features look abnormal correct. Look, a square face, two black eyes were grape like eyes filled with naughty, under the eyes straight nose like sculpture, not big mouth small, and articulate, so dad always said I grew up when I said the five comedy actor.Officer, you gave me a nickname - "Five", you don't laugh, tell the truth, I don't want to now and the CPC Central Commission for Discipline Inspection of Wu Guanzheng more than one level, my kids can have what level. However, when I grow up. This is something, first not talk about today right. Speaking of my character, but a top lively little boy, but it is precisely because of this "lively", give me also leads to a series of "story". On one occasion, the teacher in the class thirty-second < a > tide, I suddenly remembered the summer with my dad to the Haining City, watching the tide the scene, so I this mouth cannot hold, until the teacher turned on the blackboard writing, I'll head into the table, just open your mouth, did not think the teacher will suddenly turn around, I end you. As can be imagined for this talk in class, I do not know how much to criticize a teacher. However, you don't want to underestimate me if you listen to my advantage, will see look cheerful,I have to speak actively in class, homework every time I have very good, each big exam at the top of the school each semester I have praised the "outstanding student cadres" with me. How I can, the advantages outweigh its disadvantages. To say my hobby, "bookworm" but my another nickname. You see, the morning opened his eyes to read, read the dinner time, every night before going to bed Baoshu often fall asleep, for me, sometimes I read more than dinner are important. And my bed in addition to the book or books, mom had fun in my life the book of "Besieged City", said I was "faithful simulation of the great Mao Zedong." Oh, I'm flattered, who I also cannot do without let me happy let me worry let me let me enrich the progress of good friend book. In addition, I also very love of calligraphy and painting do not believe, you can come to my house to see, on the wall, there are five of my houseColorful, colorful "masterpiece", make sure your eyes. This is me, a boy you still love, how do you want to make friends with me? 如何幽默的自我介绍 篇2I am. Why don't I don't want to Wang Li Zhang? Hoe-scr-r-ritch, such a simple common sense do not understand: because I girl surnamed Zhang! I won't tell you the name of it, afraid to say you don't remember. You remember my nickname well, I nicknamed "old women Idol". Really you are cheating dog, although I live quite have the courage, but I was too bad. My baby girl was prostrate on the floor cry: "Dad ah, really ugly is not your fault, but you really should not, should not secretly sneaked out of the house to scare people child!" well, look at my silly girl, how do you have to tell the truth? Everybody, I have a ceremony here, please provide more valuable opinions, the next time I must update at birth! You ask me is male or female? Stewing hens (sorry), this is my personal privacy, I cannot tell you. If I tell you, I'm not a man. What? You want to hit me? I killed also don't say. You put me killed. I also do the opening! Here is my age. My daughter is 7 years old this year, I only like a girl a little old. How much is this a little bit? Hey, is 32 years old. My daughter is always too short for me. In fact, I'm only a little bit shorter than the famous basketball superstar Yao Ming. How much is that? Hey, it's 60 centimeters You ask me what is special? Not with you, I have a lot of expertise, the most proud of me is singing and 100 meter dash I say first tenor singing. That is a thief is good, has long been famous global! Who haunted places have hired me to sing. I just sing one or two words, no matter how terrible the ghost will immediately koutubaimo lying on the ground, dear God, who was a poor devil my beautiful voice to death! Besides the 100 meter dash. I often carry out intense competition in the East playground and two world famous Chinese female sprint athletes, although tired my left leg fracture right leg cramps, but I fear the strong, her eyes closed all the way, every time with excellent performance won the third you want to know what they are! Good players and I play together? Before I tell you, you can take to help good, because their fame is too big, I fear that startles you. Please take a look around, see who did not hold anyone who hasn't? Sit? Quickly remind them that it is not a jokeAnd this is a major event in human life! We must seriously listen, who are not allowed to laugh. I really want to say, I want to say now, I say again, if anyone was scared silly I'm irresponsible! Then I will tell you, these two famous athletes ah, one is my wife, my daughter is a!! 如何幽默的自我介绍 篇3大家好，我叫，来自。和都出生在我们家乡。所以，我们那里又被称为之乡，礼仪之邦。我这个人小毛病很多，想必大家有所听说。有做的不对的地方，还请大家告诉我一声，我会改正。 在大学里，第一要学会做人，我要改变自我。在座的都是青年才俊，有句话是这样说，我要向大家学习。 前面同学有人谈到专科和本科的`关系，并引经据典，阐述观点。这令我想起清人一句话，是“科以人重科亦重，人以科传人可知”。科，就是科举，高考前身。举个例子，我是烟大的轮机专科，以后我厉害了，烟大的名气也高了。一个人什么没有，只好对别人说，自我是烟大的本科生。这样的人我们都明白他是什么样的人。来到烟大，我很喜欢这个校园。轮机，好。我在浏览信息时看到这个专业，觉得很好，很适合自我。我来自农村，虽然很胖，家里也不富裕，所以就应能吃苦。 我来此求学，期望能得到师长和同学的教诲。我要让自我的大学生活很充实，不要空虚和无聊；我要时刻持续一种“饥渴感”，对知识的饥渴，对生活的饥渴。 我认为出海有个很好的好处，能够给我一个空间，让我静下来，读书。我不明白能不能带些书到船上。但我曾幻想，自我在海风中看书，在海浪边写日记。我比较喜欢看文学方面的书，感觉这样的生活很理想。 |
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